Obligatory Life Story Recap

of Marc Anthony Dandoy

  • Born in the Philippines in ’94
    That’s me eating a bed sheet. I was not a smart baby.
  • I’m the eldest most crazy out of my three brothers.
    Chace is the one drooling over my mom’s hand. Nathan’s rockin’ the bowl cut like a boss.
  • I grew up in middle class America, in the suburbs of Houston. It’s a life that consists of overpriced clothes, always going 10mph over the speed limit, mowing the lawn, and teenagers with way too much pocket money
    Where I spent most of my days being cool and popular.
  • My 2 best friends suck. Johnbro is the boring responsible one. I’m the one with egotistical issues. Enzo… I have no idea why we hang out with him.
    Why do I hang out with these people?
  • The best advice I’ve received in life is “Society tells you that you need girls. Movies tell you that you need girls. Let me tell you, girls are dessert. Sure, they’re nice to have but you don’t need them.”
    Thanks Richard Park
    I don’t need these idiots.
  • I consider my greatest achievement in life climbing to Diamond rank 26.
    Nico and Richard, you guys are terrible life mentors.
  • I don’t always drink, but when I do I prefer to embarrass myself and see the world as 한국드라마.
    That’s actually just sprite in my hand, but not even sobriety can stop the drama.
  • I live life to the dullest, and fail. All I want to do is lay in bed all day watching Netflix, is that too much to ask for?
    One of those times I failed at a having a dull and boring life. I should be ashamed of myself.

So there you have it. The most interesting and useless things about me in a convenient, easily digestible list format. What am I going to do with the rest of my life? What does life have planned for me? I don’t know but it’s been amazing so far, and I wouldn’t trade any other life for the one I’ve lived so far. Actually I would if Mark Wahlberg or James Franco wanted to switch lives for a bit, for science.

May the crazy times last forever,



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